Funniest Jokes Of The Week

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AKPOS WENT TO CHURCH

Akpos went for church service and stole the church wall clock after d service. He was caught and was asked why he did that, he responded by saying that pastor preached that God’s time is d best

INTENSIVE CARE UNIT

It happened on a hospital in Warri, Delta State &#8230; Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.</p>
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors &amp; Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed &amp; then plugged his blackberry charger.</p>
 

BIBLE STUDY CLASS!

Teacher: What is d surname of Lazarus dat Jesus rose from d death?
Akpos: COMFORT
Teacher: Why did u say dat?
Akpos: Read ur bible carefully sir, when Jesus called Lazarus he included his surname
Teacher: How?
Akpos: He called with a loud voice saying
LAZARUS COMFORT