Laff out loud naija!
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!
PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle
Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly
switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon…
Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now
collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the
church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for
the renovation donations, you’re welcome to
contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy
atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and
flicker.
CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be
held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t
miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live
on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow
the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget
our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.
Congregation: Amen
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